Colbert Report Channel

Colbert Report Channel - Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.

Colbert Report Channel - Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen welcomes Barbara Walters.

Colbert Report Channel - Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.

Colbert Report Channel - Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.

Colbert Report Channel - Jeffrey Goldberg, national correspondent for "The Atlantic," talks politics with Stephen.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen has to knock Kanye West's album from the #1 spot on iTunes and replace it with A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was already atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen welcomes Khaled Hosseini, author of "A Thousand Splendid Suns," and Professor Roland Fryer of Harvard's Education Innovation Laboratory.

Daily Tube Channel - Everything. As long as the jokes are delivered in a hippie voice with The Age of Aquarius in the background. The times they are a changin'? Far out, man. Give peace a chance. Peace sells, but whose buying. Wavy Gravy, that's who. Purple scaly caterpillar crawling on my arms!!!! We are experiencing a severe acid flashback, technical difficulties. 

Colbert Report Channel - Axl Rose tries to steal Stephen's thunder by releasing "Chinese Democracy" on the same day as his Christmas special.

Colbert Report Channel - Cory Booker says we make a mistake if we ignore the wonderful differences that embody America.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen welcomes Newark, NJ Mayor Cory Booker. Later, author Tom Friedman talks about his book, "Hot, Flat and Crowded."

Colbert Report Channel - The free market and religion both have invisible hands and move in mysterious ways.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen snorted some cocaine for charity, and his street name was Butt Classy.

Colbert Report Channel - Stephen welcomes Michael Lewis, author of "Panic: The Story of Modern Financial Insanity."

Colbert Report Channel - Paul Simon shows Stephen his songwriting process, and defends his lyrics from the 60s.

Colbert Report Channel - This Thanksgiving Stephen is thankful that even in these days of hope and change, we haven't yet taken the next step to peace and love.