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Onion Channel - The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents. Author: TheOnion Keywords: comedy funny onion satire china international communist fake news Added: December 3, 2008

Onion Channel - NASA instructors offer a firsthand look at the training astronauts endure before they can physically and mentally withstand an appearance on Larry King Live. Author: TheOnion Keywords: comedy funny onion satire fake news larry king live astronauts NASA Added: December 2, 2008

Onion Channel - A deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure. Author: TheOnion Keywords: comedy funny onion satire fake news food press conference Added: December 1, 2008

Onion Channel - A deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.

Onion Channel - The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.

Onion Channel - The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving. Author: TheOnion Keywords: comedy funny onion satire fake news george bush scooter libby Added: November 25, 2008

Onion Channel - The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.

Onion Channel - At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.

Onion Channel - With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.

Onion Channel - YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.

Onion Channel - The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.

Onion Channel - Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

Onion Channel - Rescue crews have been working day and night to free the former first lady, who has been unable to extricate herself from the sand.

Onion Channel - Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.

Onion Channel - Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.

Onion Channel - Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.

Onion Channel - The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents. Author: TheOnion Keywords: comedy funny onion fake news china banned international andy rooney government Added: November 20, 2008